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6 This card is documented from design notes, but it isn't in the delivered game roster. Costs, stats, and even its name may change before release — or it may never ship. The sections below show what's been written so far; anything missing (combat stats, impact profile, advanced) will fill in once the card lands in the build.
At a glance
How to play
Slow burn structure damage. Best paired with a faster destructor (Sneaky Sam).
Doesn't target troops, so a frontline can ignore him. Use a building or troop that targets buildings to pull him.
Flavor
Middle-aged man, swept-back brown hair, thick moustache, blue uniform shirt, bright yellow rubber gloves, holding a blue clipboard to his chest. Walks up to opponent food truck or stock tower and drops health over time via inspector animations (pointing, waving, taking notes).
"I'll need to see your permit. Now please."
Backstory
Inspector Patel — full name not on the card by his request — has cited 1,847 food trucks for sanitary violations in the last decade. He files paperwork the way other people breathe. When Foodogeki was added to the city's "regulated entertainment" registry in 2024, he showed up to the inaugural tournament with a clipboard and a portable thermometer, and by mid-afternoon he'd written more violation tickets than the league lawyers could refile. The commissioner offered him a card slot to stop him. He took it. He still writes tickets between matches. Lore-wise, the yellow gloves are not part of league uniform code. He insists.
Progression & economy
Elite cards upgrade from level 6 to 14. These costs are standard for the rarity — they are not specific to this card.
| Level | Cash | Cards needed | XP earned |
|---|---|---|---|
| 6 | 2,000 | 4 | 25 |
| 7 | 10,000 | 8 | 50 |
| 8 | 20,000 | 20 | 100 |
| 9 | 40,000 | 40 | 200 |
| 10 | 100,000 | 100 | 400 |
| 11 | 250,000 | 200 | 1000 |
| 12 | 500,000 | 400 | 1600 |
| 13 | 1,000,000 | 800 | 3200 |
| 14 | 2,500,000 | 1,600 | 6400 |